Happy Birthday to Surreal!!!

To the creative writing half of us, I salute you and your oldness. May you continue to entertain and provide crack, smut, and h/c to the world for another 30 years.

I hope that Shawn, Glitch, and Tony visit you nightly to make all your dreams come true, and that they ride in on a T-rex to complete your life.

And now, a song

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
You smell like a monkey,
and you look like one too!

Oh wait, wrong song. :)